(Source: stayy0ung-and-wild)

Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you’ll be deaf by the time you’re 20
Me: What

(Source: cambles)

• my daily routine: get up, be amazing, go to bed

• my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
• me: Do you love your boyfriend?
• my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
• me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
• my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
• me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.